Apparently nobody on Twitter knows what a human body looks like.
The flat stomach meme is a horrifying ASCII attempt at depicting a side profile of someone’s body. What it lacks in anatomical accuracy it makes up for in personal attacks.
The meme started late last week, when Twitter user @itsJWolfe tweeted emoji of all the beautifully delicious things they’ve eaten. Who needs a flat stomach when you can fill your body with bread and cheese? It’s 2019 and we’re all here to enjoy life.
Me: I want a flat stomach
My stomach
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Since then, people have been adapting the meme to their own niche tastes.
an inside look at Danny Devito’s stomach
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Me: I want a flat stomach
My stomach:
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|— Emperadora
Me: Being vegan is so good for you I just have so much energy
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|— Hail Seitan (@sonofedge) March 22, 2019
Me: I want a flat stomach
My stomach:
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|— mari
Me: I want a flat stomach
My stomach:
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|— ᵐᵃʳᵏ’ˢ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᵐᵉˡᵒⁿ (@obajimarkeu) March 23, 2019
me: i want a flat stomach
my stomach when i see u:
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|— la rata cagona de willy toledo (@wikiocurrencias) March 23, 2019
my mom: why the fuck are there random patches on the yard again
my stomach:
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|— Ragonius (@ragulius) March 23, 2019
Grendel’s stomach after he left the mead hall:
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|& he put the leftovers in his bag
— ruby
Me: I want a flat stomach
My stomach:
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|— CrackerBarrelCheese (@CBCheeses) March 25, 2019
my stomach after i drink a bunch of water:
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|— . (@trapersdeliqht) March 25, 2019
me leaving in the seeds so I can grow a watermelon in my stomach
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| |— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) March 25, 2019
One Twitter user called out the meme.
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The meme also pivoted to pregnancy.
my mom when she was pregnant with me:
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my mom when she was pregnant with me:
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| |— cσlє míllєr (@C_millz6) March 25, 2019
my mom when she was pregnant with me:
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And then became genuinely terrifying.
The stomach meme but it’s Phineas
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| |— CircleToonsHD (@CircleToonsHD) March 25, 2019
As disconcerting as the meme is, is anyone else getting kind of hungry?
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