Apparently nobody on Twitter knows what a human body looks like.
The flat stomach meme is a horrifying ASCII attempt at depicting a side profile of someoneโs body. What it lacks in anatomical accuracy it makes up for in personal attacks.
The meme started late last week, when Twitter user @itsJWolfe tweeted emoji of all the beautifully delicious things theyโve eaten. Who needs a flat stomach when you can fill your body with bread and cheese? Itโs 2019 and weโre all here to enjoy life.
Me: I want a flat stomach
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|โ J Wolfe
Since then, people have been adapting the meme to their own niche tastes.
an inside look at Danny Devitoโs stomach
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|โ Danny Devito Facts (@FactsDevito) March 24, 2019
Me: I want a flat stomach
My stomach:
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|โ Emperadora
Me: Being vegan is so good for you I just have so much energy
My stomach
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|โ Hail Seitan (@sonofedge) March 22, 2019
Me: I want a flat stomach
My stomach:
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|โ mari
Me: I want a flat stomach
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|โ แตแตสณแตโหข สทแตแตแตสณแตแตหกแตโฟ (@obajimarkeu) March 23, 2019
me: i want a flat stomach
my stomach when i see u:
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|โ la rata cagona de willy toledo (@wikiocurrencias) March 23, 2019
my mom: why the fuck are there random patches on the yard again
my stomach:
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|โ Ragonius (@ragulius) March 23, 2019
Grendelโs stomach after he left the mead hall:
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|& he put the leftovers in his bag
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Me: I want a flat stomach
My stomach:
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|โ CrackerBarrelCheese (@CBCheeses) March 25, 2019
my stomach after i drink a bunch of water:
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|โ . (@trapersdeliqht) March 25, 2019
me leaving in the seeds so I can grow a watermelon in my stomach
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| |โ Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) March 25, 2019
One Twitter user called out the meme.
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The meme also pivoted to pregnancy.
my mom when she was pregnant with me:
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| |โ dirt prince (@pant_leg) March 24, 2019
my mom when she was pregnant with me:
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| |โ cฯlั mรญllัr (@C_millz6) March 25, 2019
my mom when she was pregnant with me:
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| |โ viking (@notviking) March 25, 2019
And then became genuinely terrifying.
The stomach meme but itโs Phineas
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| |โ CircleToonsHD (@CircleToonsHD) March 25, 2019
As disconcerting as the meme is, is anyone else getting kind of hungry?
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